Knock Your Socks Off: Lawyer Jokes

Knock Your Socks Off: Lawyer Jokes

Knock Your Socks Off: Lawyer Jokes

1 - What is a lawyers favorite desert?

A: Sue-gar cookies!


2 - How does a lawyer say goodbye?

A: See you in court pal.


3 - What’s one food a lawyer will never eat?

A: Humble pie.


4 - What do you get when a lawyer and a bird meet?

A: A legal eagle.


5 - Why are there no Irish lawyers?

A: They can’t pass the bar.


6 - How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they would rather keep clients in the dark.


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