Christmas Chuckles
Christmas Chuckles: Jokes That Make You Go Ha-Ha-Ha
1 - Why did the elves hire a lawyer?
To represent their overtime compensation rights at Santa’s workshop.
2 - What did the lawyer tell Santa to say when he asked if a child was naughty or nice?
I plead the fifth.
3 - Have you heard the lawyer version of “Jingle Bells”?
“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to bill every hour of the day!”
4 - What did Santa’s financial advisor tell him?
If you stopped giving away toys each year, you might be able to break even.
5 - What did Santa get sued for?
His reindeer sued him for defamation ⎯ He called them names.
6 - What was the message on the firm’s annual Christmas card?
We wish you, but in no way can we guarantee you, a Merry Christmas.
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